random scenario meme

[swagu]

RNG UP IN THIS BITCH

TYPE OF SCENE

① ACTION → gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② ANGST → characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ CRACK → genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ FLUFF → something that is devoid of angst. it's lighthearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ GENERAL → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ YOUR CHOICE → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION

① ZOMBIES → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② BAR BRAWL → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ CHASE → you're caught in a high speed chase.
④ GUN FIGHT → you're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ FIGHT WITH A FRIEND → you're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ INTERROGATION → you're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ ALIENS → aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ FINAL BATTLE → this is it. the battle that will end all the fighting for you. will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ TRAINING → you're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ NO HOPE → you know this fight has no hope. it's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ SNEAKING IN → you're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ BLUE WIRE → you're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ FIGHT FOR HONOR → you've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honor.
⑭ SHOWDOWN → time for a cowboy-style showdown. whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ WAR → you're caught in the middle of a war here. remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ APOCALYPSE → the apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ SABOTAGE → it's time to sabotage someone's plan! how is entirely up to you. do you set up a bomb in their toilet? do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ BIG DAMN HERO → you know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ FIGHT CLUB → you know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ THREATEN → you've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST

① INJURY/ILLNESS → your character has become injured or sick! to what extent is the mun's choice.
② LAST MOMENTS → you character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ DEPRESSION → your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ BETRAYED → you character has been betrayed by the other. how do they react?
⑤ TORTURED → your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ JEALOUSY → your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ BREAKUP → this relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ BROKEN → for whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ FIGHT → you can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ LOST → you lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ WORST NIGHTMARE → whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ ADDICTED → you're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. it's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ HURT YOU → you're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. it's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ SEPARATION → you were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ BECOMING A MONSTER → you are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ FROZEN → you are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ PRISON → you were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ FEAR → you're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. you need help.
⑲ HATED → you are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ DOWN AND OUT → you're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK

① GENDERSWAP → uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② FORCED CONFESSIONS → no matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ MIND READING → you've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ ANIMAL → you're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ AWKWARD PICK-UP LINES → you're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ BACK IN SCHOOL OR GRADUATED → you're suddenly back in school! or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ZOMBIES, OH MY! → you're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ GHOST → you're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. what are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS → so did you just fart or what? any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ CROSSDRESSING → for whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ SUDDENLY NAKED → oops! your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ SUDDENLY A KID → you're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ FORTUNE COOKIE → you've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ SUPER POWER → and suddenly you're like Superman! any power goes.
⑮ BODYSWAP → somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ BACK IN TIME → somehow, you wound up in the past again. do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ TO THE FUTURE!! → is it everything you've dreamed? is it horrible? whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ ANGELS, MERMAIDS, AND FAIRIES, OH MY? → you're not necessary something dark or evil. you're just something different. how do you deal?
⑲ LOCKED IN A CLOSET → for some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ FINGER TRAP → you're caught in a chinese finger trap... with somebody else! you can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF

① CUDDLING → for whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② PILLOW TALK → after the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ CELEBRATION → anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ LOVE CONFESSION → someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ APPRECIATION → you feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ APOLOGIES → you made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → why did you break up again exactly? whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ DATE NIGHT → you've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ FAMILY → you've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ MARRIAGE → you're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. maybe you've been together for years now! whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ MEETING AGAIN → it's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → for whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ FLIRTATION → you can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ IN THE SNOW → look outside! it's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ ENGAGEMENT → you've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ FRIENDLY GAMES → you've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ GIFT → time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ RECOVERY → you're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ HEALING → time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ BETTER THAN EVER → you've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. what is your ideal life and who does it include?

GENERAL

① NICE MEETING YOU → it's your first time meeting this person! you bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② DRINKS → you're out for drinks! or just chilling at home with some beers. wherever!
③ LOST → you're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ COSTUME PARTY → you're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ WRONG NUMBER → oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ DRUNK → you're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? aggressive, loving, happy? how does the other react?
⑦ OLD FRIENDS → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ RIVALS → you're suddenly rivals! or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ PROBLEMS → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. try to work it out!
⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? → this person? they're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I SAW YOU! → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ SORRY, BUT NO → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ MY HERO!! → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ ENABLER → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ COOKING → time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ OH, SURE, I REMEMBER YOU... → it's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ RESCUE → one of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ BOSS → one of you works under the other. is your relationship good? are you scheming things? or do you hate each other?
⑲ PERFECT CRIME → you and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! what are you doing? the heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ MOVIES → movie night! maybe it's a sleepover. whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

Comments

[hotshit]

Out of the entire selection the store had, this one had to be the most classy. [He fans out his cape a bit for emphasis, and hooks his hand around the hem of it, tugging it over his body as a makeshift blanket.]

It was between this and the King Kong costume! Do ya think I made the right choice?

[madamemoiselle]

[ Oh I forgot to pick out a costume for her, so this is what she's wearing! If you ask, she really can't give you a good answer on what she's supposed to be—She just looks for any excuse to wear beautiful and elaborate "period" dresses since she prefers them, but they're out of style. At least she looks cute? ]

[ But his dramatics (and the alternate costume) makes her laugh, covering her mouth a little with her hand. ]

I don't know... I think an ape kind of suits you, you know?

[hotshit]

Hah, you know, that's what I thought at first, too, but don't you think this is suits me as well? [He grins just so he can flash his tacky fake fangs.]

[madamemoiselle]

[Flatly,] No. You would be a terrible vampire. [yeah whatever diva you're just mad because he would be a better vampire than you]

[hotshit]

What makes you think that?! Surely you don't believe I could be cut out for the role. [He circles her with a flap of his cape, holding two jazzy hands above her head. TROLLAN.]

[madamemoiselle]

Hmph!

[She waves his hands away like she's waving away a fly, turning to face him again] No! It would be strange for you to be the same as me anyways. I wouldn't like that.

[hotshit]

The only thing that'd change between us is the fact that it'd be impossible for you to have a taste of my blood! That can't be what upsets you over the idea, can it? [Claire squares his shoulders, and turns to set himself at an angle as he offers her the crook of his arm.]

[madamemoiselle]

[She stares at it like she might a dog she was afraid of biting her, but... can't resist. So she does take his arm lightly, her frown settling into a pout rather than a frown.]

I don't see why it would be impossible. I like driving my Chevaliers' blood, you know. [but she doesn't deny it...]

[hotshit]

[Claire... changes his mind just as her fingers graze his arm and he ends up raising it and wrapping it around her back and pulling her in close as they walk over to... the place where the party's at. Claire is a cool cat where he's from okay. THIS IS PROTOCOL.]

That sounds a little messed up in itself, but then I suppose the dynamic between us wouldn't be all that different. Anyway, to be perfectly frank with ya, I quite like bein' human so I don't plan on changing any time soon.

[madamemoiselle]

[HAHAHA how smooth of you, Claire. Diva is surprised by this change in plans, but apparently doesn't care enough to acknowledge it with more than a quiet sound of surprise as she's pulled closer. It's because she's tsundere for you, Claire.]

Well, good. It's still a weird costume, though. I mean, those fangs are really... They look pretty silly.

[hotshit]

No more silly than the real thing, I imagine. [He pops the fake teeth out of his mouth, wipes it on the front of his coat and offers her them. Probably way too big for her itty bitty mouth.] Here, you can try 'em on if you want!

[coloratura]

[Thank you for wiping them off first, because that's gross!! Actually no, what's gross is that she takes them curiously, surprised mostly at the texture of the plastic/rubber stuff.]

Isn't this uncomfortable? [But she doesn't wait for an answer and puts them in carefully, which probably looks something like this.] They fweel rwewwy stranghe...

[uguu]

1/2

[hotshit]

[LMAO. CLAIRE'S EYES WIDEN a fraction as she puts them in, since he didn't expect her to! He was just attempting to gross her out, but with her fascination comes his own once they're slipped in.]

[hotshit]

Well... they look pretty cute if you ask me. [BLUSHY BLUSHY. He laughs to himself, shoulders shaking as he attempts to muffle it. Omg so cute.]

[coloratura]

Quute? [She takes them out carefully and awkwardly, since they are too big for her mouth lmao, wiping them off carefully.] I don't know what's cute about them! They're way too big and awkward to actually use. Well, if they were really teeth, anyways.

[And they are spit free, so she holds them up for him to take again] They're too big for me, though. You have a big mouth.

[hotshit]

You think so? [He takes the pair of teeth, but stuffs them in his pocket instead of his mouth. He's not gross like Diva after all. At least he doesn't say anything!] Well, it makes sense since I'm a lot bigger than you in every way possible. It wouldn't be very practical if I had a tiny mouth like yours, would it?

[madamemoiselle]

[She opens her mouth with a mischievous smile, about to make an innuendo out of that, but just laughs, shaking her head. No, that would be too much for Claire.]

No, I guess it wouldn't... [And Diva, being dumb, decides to walk right into this insult...] Hey, are you not going to wear them again?

[hotshit]

I would, but I don't think that's a very good idea now that you've got your germs on 'em. You wouldn't want me to get sick, would you? [He loosens his arm around her, gripping her arm for emphasis as he looks down at her with a wide, inviting smile. He's not insulting you!!]

[madamemoiselle]

[Rather amazingly, she's not insulted, since his tone and body language don't convey that. Well, that and he didn't explicitly call her gross.]

Well, I don't think "my" germs would matter, since I'm a different species, you know? It's like I don't get human diseases, or... Well, I don't get sick at all. [She waves her hand a little] You wouldn't get that sick though, would you?

[hotshit]

I'm not too sure if it matters if you're human or not, so long as you've got bacteria on you. The worst that'd happen to me is a cold, so you don't have to worry too much. I don't often get the flu. [He taps his temple in a show of confidence, and raises his mask up over his forehead. It's getting hot and sweaty.]

[coloratura]

[She smiles a little once his mask is removed, not even really realizing that she's doing so.]

Whatever, then. I guess it doesn't matter for either one of us! [She tilts her head a little, smiling wider] Hey, but what do you think of my costume? It's cute, right?

[hotshit]

[Itching his nose, he feigns a bit of ignorance.] What're you supposed to be exactly? We look a bit silly, paired up like this, don't we? I guess you can always pass for a girl I happen to plan on feeding on.

[madamemoiselle]

Be? Well, I don't know, just a Victorian lady, I guess. I just miss wearing things like this, you know? I didn't get to much even though I was alive when these were popular, which is the worst part... But they're really elegant dresses.

[But she doesn't start randomly gushing about fashion, because she knows Claire dun curr] That would be kind of funny, though... Since it's backwards, a little bit! Hey, but do you really think that you'd be able to bite me?