asgard au; being in doki doki with johan is suffering edition

[madamemoiselle]

[Diva and Claudia are drinking together! Probably at Lux because that's where classy ladies such as themselves like to hang, but whatever, this is meta, I do what I want. Regardless, Diva has shared a bit more about herself and Johan after a few drinks, and is now frowning at her glass of wine lightly, even making a slightly displeased noise.]

You know, I don't think he's really interested in either one of us, honestly. That's so stupid, right? [She sets her head on the table, looking at it like it might reveal the mysteries of the universe] I thought he might be gay a couple of times, because, well... You'd have to know too, I'm sure.

[this is starting off on such a good foot...]