rp to-do

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the dumbest rp to do list ever

Ciel Phantomhive
• learn how to make friends like a normal person
• haha the above is impossible tho
• get a fucking therapist
• my expectations are too high for this list
• okay eventually start to explain some of his shitty fucking life, even if it takes years...
• have someone trust him, which later turns out to be a Bad Idea
• get in a fight with Oz over something dumb
• start working towards opening Funtom's Company in Cereal
• also start working towards bringing down Ceres overlords (he's ambitious)
• school shenanigans... he's going to school but i forget this
• be sad on his birthday
• calm down tbh
• do something with the anxiety he feels over not having a purpose like he does at home
• get some normal clothes, nerd
• learn to take care of himself
• being prejudiced against what someone is enough to ruin positive cr... i already kind of did this tho
• ciel getting called out on his shit

Jason Stackhouse
• have a heart too heart with someone about Eggs (this is a character)
• get a girlfriend... or a fwb... never going to happen because everyone is like ten years younger than he is HAHAHA
• fanboying people's super cool powers
• hit naoi with a log
• football league
• have him do cop stuff!! like arrest someone or accidentally taze someone
• actually tell someone about true blood because he like never talks about vampires or anything???
• learn a skill from another character
• have a scooby doo style mystery solving with someone, but he's the dumb sidekick
• talk to some of the dreamland people to be like SHIT YOU TOO... actually talk to oz probably since they had the same role
• it's been long enough now, so have something go wrong in an event so jason has to fight

Sebastian Michaelis
• bang someone for info
• or just get in a relationship with someone for info bc it'd be funny
• get pissed off... i'm still waiting for the 11/10 on the anger scale
• go super sayian full demon
• manipulate someone into thinking #notalldemons only for them to discover #yesalldemons
• get barfed on again, i have a tradition to uphold
• have him get his ass kicked by someone stronger than he is
• alternately, save one of his biases from getting killed
• if somehow his contract ever ended with ciel in a game, I'd love for him to form another one with a player character
• have him learn at least one new, but complex skill, like engineering
• make demon friends
• make demon enemies where they're very territorial
• GET A PET CAT WHY DOES EVERY GAME I PUT HIM IN NOT GET CATS
• just make friends... sebastian vaguely caring about people but not wanting to admit it is hilarious
• murder someone and get away with it
• murder someone and get caught or supermurdered in retaliation

Seta Soujirou
• have a mental breakdown that maybe doesn't turn out as well as canon
• but also have one where he does grow and learn something
• explain his backstory to someone...?? since he never actually did that in canon
• make a friend that he acknowledges as a friend instead of "ha ha ok"
• be a shit to kaoru
• swordfighting with the hakus...
• actually anything with the hakus, they're his people, sort of
• make a found villain family
• get someone to ask about the smiling thing because tbh it's weird

Xerxes Break
• flood gilbert's inbox with cat emojis
• make some facebook friends
• talk about his backstory without it having to get dragged out of him (unlikely)
• alternately, just have Kevin come up in general
• someone make fun of his actual name being Kevin
• someone make fun of xerxes break too tbh
• get flustered around women...
• talk about the importance of boob size since i can't believe that's canon
• take this poor nerd clothing shopping... he's blind so you can dress him well
• set a kitchen on fire
• perform as many dumb magic tricks as possible
• snapchat... i will poorly photoshop them if i have to
• ph cast vines
• break and social media in general do you see a trend
• have him go batshit insane serial killer murderer
• have someone recognize that the above is terrible because his friends sure aren't
• use his Chain enough that it does kill him, but instead of the canon ending, he dies like he wanted to (apparently)
• reconcile differences with Vincent
• knit scarves for the castmates he likes