a history of moida

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Clyde Barrow (ME & THE DEVIL BLUES) — MURDER MANOR STATUS: stabbed to death ROLE: none KILLS: none murdergames were scary and I was a hot mess so I apped and flaked tbh. at least clyde got killed hilariously considering he got mcstabbed and then like fifty scapegoats threw everyone off	Jason Stackhouse (True Blood) — CAMP EVERGREEN STATUS: impaled by a spike ROLE: detective KILLS: none jason is a soft dumb hick that did his best. probably the purest character I've played in a murdergame? prayed for everyone and was genuinely upset about everything. didn't get revived. life is unfair
Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler) — CRAVEN CASTLE STATUS: survived ROLE: none KILLS: none my becoming. sebastian got so butthurt about not solving one trial that instead of insanely killing everyone for funsies he figured out all the killers and doxxed them. the origin of google doxxing. lived despite being targeted twice.	Legion (Mass Effect) — DREAMLAND STATUS: literally exploded ROLE: none KILLS: none once upon a time we let people app multiple characters and it was a mistake. unsurprisingly got caught up in ciel's stuff and legion deda. legion was very moe and gave his mattress to oz though
Ciel Phantomhive (BLACK BUTLER) — DREAMLAND STATUS: traumatized but alive ROLE: special guest (mafia) KILLS: three ciel kind of accidentally became the leader of the mafia by virtue of being a little shit and got adopted by all of them. would be sweet if he didn't get massively #triggered by killing oz in the most traumatic way possible whoops	Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler) — OREGON TRIALS STATUS: accidentally shot ROLE: none KILLS: none sebastian and charles were tutorial kills since the game was a bit unconventional, but the game itself didn't pan out. on the bright side sebastian got shot in the first week and charles got eaten by a bear so I call that a net positive
Cole (DRAGON AGE) — BLOODMATCH STATUS: DID HE DIE? IDR ROLE: none KILLS: none I know I apped Cole to a murdergame based roughly off the hunger games but I remember like nothing about it including its name. A MYSTERY... WHAT WAS THIS GAME??? anyways didn't do much since it fizzled out and I think I joined CDC around then	Mary Clarissa Christie(Shikkou no Sharnoth) — SHIPTRAP STATUS: eaten alive by a monster ROLE: none KILLS: none you fools... getting attached to the tutorial character... mary was my sacrifice to demonstrate how the mechanics of shiptrap's executions worked differently and apparently only a few people knew she was a mod character and were sad about her WHOOPS!!
Kasen Kanesada (Touken Ranbu) — SHIPTRAP STATUS: survived ROLE: none KILLS: seven modding made me super busy so I didn't play kasen all that much until circumstances aligned and he happened to be a better mechanic to kill people. so boy did he. that's how everyone learned that kasen was a sinner even my castmates	Xerxes Break (PANDORA HEARTS) — SEVEN VICES STATUS: killed by a demon ROLE: none KILLS: 1?? I think he mercy killed rhys iirc wouldn't it be funny if aki and I apped break and gilbert together??? it wasn't i got my ass fucking kicked... break accidentally tripped into the not-maf by virtue of being murderous but also got a ghost family so not bad. and I got to play break slowly dying which was fun
Handsome Jack (BORDERLANDS) — THE CRADLE PROJECT STATUS: blown up or something ROLE: master chief/kampff (mastermind/mafia) KILLS: one don't even talk to me about this game	Diva (BLOOD+) — 62 STATUS: scapegoated and beaten by sledgehammer ROLE: none KILLS: none another execution mechanics tutorial character! no one cared about diva though. to be fair she was really mean though so I can't really blame anyone. also when I realized her muse was dead rip diva
JACK (BORDERLANDS (TPS)) — 62 STATUS: killed by a yandere ROLE: none KILLS: none was pretty busy modding but had enough time for jack to make Mistakes which was all I hoped. he tried flirting with people because he's thirsty and this blew up in his face and got him killed since turns out he was married to one of them whoops	HANNIBAL LECTER (NBC'S HANNIBAL) — ROBOWEST STATUS: caught by bear trap, shot, bled to death tho ROLE: deputy KILLS: three honestly hannibal went on his honeymoon to murdersville and had a fantastic time. 5 stars on yelp. he didn't kill many people but he ruined a lot of lives by only talking to people so that feels appropriate. also he straight up forgot about his role's purpose for three weeks