random scenario meme

[swagu]

RNG UP IN THIS BITCH

TYPE OF SCENE

① ACTION → gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② ANGST → characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ CRACK → genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ FLUFF → something that is devoid of angst. it's lighthearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ GENERAL → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ YOUR CHOICE → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION

① ZOMBIES → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② BAR BRAWL → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ CHASE → you're caught in a high speed chase.
④ GUN FIGHT → you're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ FIGHT WITH A FRIEND → you're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ INTERROGATION → you're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ ALIENS → aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ FINAL BATTLE → this is it. the battle that will end all the fighting for you. will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ TRAINING → you're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ NO HOPE → you know this fight has no hope. it's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ SNEAKING IN → you're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ BLUE WIRE → you're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ FIGHT FOR HONOR → you've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honor.
⑭ SHOWDOWN → time for a cowboy-style showdown. whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ WAR → you're caught in the middle of a war here. remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ APOCALYPSE → the apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ SABOTAGE → it's time to sabotage someone's plan! how is entirely up to you. do you set up a bomb in their toilet? do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ BIG DAMN HERO → you know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ FIGHT CLUB → you know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ THREATEN → you've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST

① INJURY/ILLNESS → your character has become injured or sick! to what extent is the mun's choice.
② LAST MOMENTS → you character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ DEPRESSION → your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ BETRAYED → you character has been betrayed by the other. how do they react?
⑤ TORTURED → your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ JEALOUSY → your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ BREAKUP → this relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ BROKEN → for whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ FIGHT → you can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ LOST → you lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ WORST NIGHTMARE → whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ ADDICTED → you're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. it's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ HURT YOU → you're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. it's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ SEPARATION → you were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ BECOMING A MONSTER → you are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ FROZEN → you are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ PRISON → you were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ FEAR → you're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. you need help.
⑲ HATED → you are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ DOWN AND OUT → you're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK

① GENDERSWAP → uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② FORCED CONFESSIONS → no matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ MIND READING → you've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ ANIMAL → you're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ AWKWARD PICK-UP LINES → you're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ BACK IN SCHOOL OR GRADUATED → you're suddenly back in school! or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ZOMBIES, OH MY! → you're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ GHOST → you're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. what are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS → so did you just fart or what? any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ CROSSDRESSING → for whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ SUDDENLY NAKED → oops! your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ SUDDENLY A KID → you're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ FORTUNE COOKIE → you've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ SUPER POWER → and suddenly you're like Superman! any power goes.
⑮ BODYSWAP → somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ BACK IN TIME → somehow, you wound up in the past again. do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ TO THE FUTURE!! → is it everything you've dreamed? is it horrible? whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ ANGELS, MERMAIDS, AND FAIRIES, OH MY? → you're not necessary something dark or evil. you're just something different. how do you deal?
⑲ LOCKED IN A CLOSET → for some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ FINGER TRAP → you're caught in a chinese finger trap... with somebody else! you can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF

① CUDDLING → for whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② PILLOW TALK → after the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ CELEBRATION → anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ LOVE CONFESSION → someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ APPRECIATION → you feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ APOLOGIES → you made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → why did you break up again exactly? whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ DATE NIGHT → you've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ FAMILY → you've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ MARRIAGE → you're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. maybe you've been together for years now! whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ MEETING AGAIN → it's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → for whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ FLIRTATION → you can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ IN THE SNOW → look outside! it's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ ENGAGEMENT → you've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ FRIENDLY GAMES → you've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ GIFT → time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ RECOVERY → you're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ HEALING → time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ BETTER THAN EVER → you've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. what is your ideal life and who does it include?

GENERAL

① NICE MEETING YOU → it's your first time meeting this person! you bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② DRINKS → you're out for drinks! or just chilling at home with some beers. wherever!
③ LOST → you're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ COSTUME PARTY → you're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ WRONG NUMBER → oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ DRUNK → you're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? aggressive, loving, happy? how does the other react?
⑦ OLD FRIENDS → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ RIVALS → you're suddenly rivals! or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ PROBLEMS → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. try to work it out!
⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? → this person? they're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I SAW YOU! → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ SORRY, BUT NO → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ MY HERO!! → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ ENABLER → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ COOKING → time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ OH, SURE, I REMEMBER YOU... → it's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ RESCUE → one of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ BOSS → one of you works under the other. is your relationship good? are you scheming things? or do you hate each other?
⑲ PERFECT CRIME → you and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! what are you doing? the heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ MOVIES → movie night! maybe it's a sleepover. whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

Comments

Diva - Blood+

[madamemoiselle]

Crack - 4

[hotshit]

[Guess who's dressed up as Dracula in a mask and on the prowl for potential waifu's? Claire is. This is Asgard AU where Chane doesn't exist otherwise he'd be a dbag.

Anyway, he's going to be approaching this lovely lady out of the shadows of the sidelines. His wiry redhair might be a giveaway in itself as to who he is.

He has fake fangs on and two red lines marked on his chin. Lipstick... yup.]

[coloratura]

[ omg... The hair is indeed a giveaway, and a giveaway that's pretty humorous, all things considered. Because seeing potential armcandy walking up, Diva puts on her charming and lovely smile to greet him, but seeing that her suitor is a ginger, it immediately falls. It's a half-pout more than an actual frown, though, so at least that's not complete rejection!! ]

You're wearing this costume to make fun of me, aren't you?

[hotshit]

Out of the entire selection the store had, this one had to be the most classy. [He fans out his cape a bit for emphasis, and hooks his hand around the hem of it, tugging it over his body as a makeshift blanket.]

It was between this and the King Kong costume! Do ya think I made the right choice?

[madamemoiselle]

[ Oh I forgot to pick out a costume for her, so this is what she's wearing! If you ask, she really can't give you a good answer on what she's supposed to be—She just looks for any excuse to wear beautiful and elaborate "period" dresses since she prefers them, but they're out of style. At least she looks cute? ]

[ But his dramatics (and the alternate costume) makes her laugh, covering her mouth a little with her hand. ]

I don't know... I think an ape kind of suits you, you know?

[hotshit]

Hah, you know, that's what I thought at first, too, but don't you think this is suits me as well? [He grins just so he can flash his tacky fake fangs.]

[madamemoiselle]

[Flatly,] No. You would be a terrible vampire. [yeah whatever diva you're just mad because he would be a better vampire than you]

[hotshit]

What makes you think that?! Surely you don't believe I could be cut out for the role. [He circles her with a flap of his cape, holding two jazzy hands above her head. TROLLAN.]

[madamemoiselle]

Hmph!

[She waves his hands away like she's waving away a fly, turning to face him again] No! It would be strange for you to be the same as me anyways. I wouldn't like that.

[hotshit]

The only thing that'd change between us is the fact that it'd be impossible for you to have a taste of my blood! That can't be what upsets you over the idea, can it? [Claire squares his shoulders, and turns to set himself at an angle as he offers her the crook of his arm.]

[madamemoiselle]

[She stares at it like she might a dog she was afraid of biting her, but... can't resist. So she does take his arm lightly, her frown settling into a pout rather than a frown.]

I don't see why it would be impossible. I like driving my Chevaliers' blood, you know. [but she doesn't deny it...]

[hotshit]

[Claire... changes his mind just as her fingers graze his arm and he ends up raising it and wrapping it around her back and pulling her in close as they walk over to... the place where the party's at. Claire is a cool cat where he's from okay. THIS IS PROTOCOL.]

That sounds a little messed up in itself, but then I suppose the dynamic between us wouldn't be all that different. Anyway, to be perfectly frank with ya, I quite like bein' human so I don't plan on changing any time soon.

3,1

[notnina]

[ ...This must be a dream. (It can't be another curse...)

No, no, no... Wake up, Nina. Wake up.

Please excuse Nina your bf Johan wandering from place to place, looking a little traumatized frazzled. ]

[coloratura]

[So first of all, it's worth noting that I had forgot about kawaii desu johan-kun icons and promptly lost my shit over them all over again. why...]

[But on the actual RPing front, Diva's reaction to seeing Johan is as it always is—Whatever she was doing around town is immediately forgotten in favor of giving all of her attention to him. Though her actual approach will probably come as a surprise, since she'll sneak up behind "him" playfully with silent steps before placing her hands delicately on "his" shoulders.]

Surpr~ise~ [Her voice is airy, yet full of warmth, and she doesn't wait for a reaction before linking her arm with Nina's.] How are you, Johan? It feels like I haven't seen you in a long time.

1/2

[notnina]

[ HAHAHA YES EXCELLENT. ♥ Poopsie's kawaii johan icons are amazing. :) ]

[ Nina's eyes widen in surprise at the sound of Diva's voice and the contact with her arm. ]

[notnina]

[ Diva's back?

All at once, conflicting emotions wash over her: confusion, distress, apprehension. Yet, there's also a sense of relief, for Diva's sake. She never wished to leave Asgard, and Charles was quite devastated over her departure.

She offers a small smile. ]

Diva, you're here.

[ Here's your Prince Charming, happy to see that you've returned, bb. ♥ ]

[coloratura]

I am.

[She rests her head against his shoulder, and from the lack of hesitation, it's clear that this is a familiar gesture. She's showing a part of herself to Nina that she only really intends for Johan, after all, where she's all sweet gentility and honesty.]

It's kind of stupid of me, I guess, but I lost my bracelet for a little while. I hope you didn't miss me too much! [Which is... mostly joking because she feels like he doesn't care that much...]

[notnina]

[ The temporary shock of seeing Diva again subsides, and panic emerges.

The lack of hesitation perturbs Nina... Just how often has Diva shown physical affection to Johan? How close were they?

Oh, god... And if Diva discovers that she's not truly Johan, how will she react?

Should she confess immediately? Has she already waited too long?

What should she say?

For the moment, she remains silent, engrossed in her frantic thoughts. ]

[coloratura]

[And since silence is hardly out of the ordinary from Johan, she just continues without a beat.]

I'm just kidding, though. I bet you've been busy, so it's fine.

[She closes her eyes contently, her voice softening.] So how are you?

[notnina]

[ For the time being, Diva's contact remains unacknowledged and unreciprocated, as Nina attempts to clear her mind and collect her composure.

It would be wrong to continue this deception. Diva deserved to know the truth, and the idea of impersonating Johan (especially after all of his attempts to masquerade as her) greatly disturbs Nina.

However, Diva's behavior is also disconcerting, and this may be her only opportunity to learn more about her relationship with Johan.

...Can she honestly maintain this facade?

Before she has the chance to reconsider, she speaks softly but evenly: ]

I'm fine.

[coloratura]

[She looks up at him as if judging the truth of that statement, but is seemingly satisfied with it in the end, since she moves on.]

Good. I'm glad.

[Diva makes a thoughtful noise as she considers which way to take the conversation, but settles on the practical.] So did I miss anything interesting while I was gone? I'd be upset if I missed something good.

[notnina]

[ Nina closes her eyes in contemplation, trying to avoid Diva's gaze and to ponder what to say next.

How would her brother respond?

Suppressing a sigh, she opens her eyes and glances at Diva with a steady smile. ]

And what would you consider interesting?

[ ...This is so mortifying (not to mention that this isn't helping her identity issues)... ]

[coloratura]

Oh, I think you'd have an idea. Something interesting. Nothing like weird competitions or curses, but something worth watching, you know? Like it would have been really sad to get lost while peoples' heads were exploding or whatever, right?

[She laughs a little, reliving her happy little memory of watching Cheriour melting at her feet, but she doesn't share the thought.] Or if you did something fun without me, I guess, but you wouldn't do that to me. You still owe me a date, after all.

Aaaaa 4, 4

[numberonebabe]

[He bats his eyelashes.]

Hey. Hey there. Can I tell you something real quick?

I... I think you're cute.. Waahahaha! I think I might be falling in love with you.

[coloratura]

[Oh, another love confession, another day... Meaning, Diva only barely glances at the strange blue man, running her fingers through her hair lightly]

Ah, is that so? [She pauses, tilting her head to look at him a bit better] Have we met?