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Character Name; Wilfred
Canon; Wilfred (US)
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Age; 7. But that's 49 in dog years.
A dog is a man's best friend. They're the loyal companion to always be by your side and love you unconditionally. Someone who owns a dog might look at their dog and laugh, wondering what they would say if they could talk. Wilfred is the answer to that question. And unfortunately for everyone that hears him, he's a crude, mean-spirited and just generally not a nice person. Er, dog.
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
— Charles de Gaulle
Oh, and he's Australian.
But first, a bit of explanation. Wilfred is a show about a man and his (neighbor's) dog. The man, Ryan, is a chronically depressed ex-lawyer who tries (and fails) to commit suicide. And by chance, the morning after he attempts to kill himself, his attractive neighbor asks him to watch her dog, and he can't really refuse. Except Ryan doesn't see a cute and cuddly dog. He sees a middle-aged man in a dog suit, who immediately makes himself at home in Ryan's life, destroying and improving it while smoking pot with him in the basement.
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